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    How This Ex-Broke Loser is Breaking The Bank

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    RE: Get an Extra Year on your life with Shrooms

    Researchers have recently determined that Peyote and some mushrooms can create a long lasting connection to answered prayer that can last up to a year, before it needs to be refreshed.
    http://www.sltrib.com/…ci_9926958


    I had lasik done on my eyes in order (in part) to save 5 minutes per day from waisting time with contacts. That saved me 2 months of my life!

    That's 2 months I can spend with my kids, 2 months I can do things that I want to do, 2 months worth of a key five minutes each day that might enable me to miss traffic jams, get to a meeting on time to clinch a deal, 5 more minutes to make love to my wife, 5 more minutes of snooze to sleep in during the morning, 5 more minutes exercising or taking time to eat a good breakfast.

    Now imagine what you can do if you were to get connected with peyote or mushrooms, connected spiritually in a way that maintains that spiritual connection for up to a year. If you attend church, mosque or temple once a week for at least 2 hours and you pray for 5 minutes every day, you could save a year off your life.

    If you are 30 years old and have a life expectancy of 80 years. For the next 50 years, you could save 216 days (about 5200 hours) by skipping church, because you are already connected and in contact. You could save another 126 days by skipping prayer every day(assuming you spend 5 minutes at the task), because you are connected real time. No need to pray, you're plugged in and connected in real time, 24/7/365.

    By connecting to the cosmos on a real time constant basis with peyote and mushrooms you help god deal with your issues more effectively as your mole hills stop turning into mountains. god can level a mole hill a lot faster than he can level a mountain.

    The world has about 8 billion people. If everybody started using peyote or mushrooms once a year, that would be 8 billion years of productivity that would be given back to the world. that's 8 billion mountains of problems that god doesn't have to deal with.

    With that increase in productivity on a human level, and with that decrease in drain and strain on god, just imagine what we might accomplish?

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    RE: Get an Extra Year on your life with Shrooms

    in order to write such a convoluted piece you truly already have more time then God... I know I do since I just read the

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    RE: Get an Extra Year on your life with Shrooms

    lol (lol doesn't quite cover it, I'm laughing pretty hard at that thanks Craig) :) · · I'm sober but listening to

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    RE: Get an Extra Year on your life with Shrooms

    Wow, I better run down to my local college dorm room and pick up some LOL

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    RE: Get an Extra Year on your life with Shrooms

    What are you talking about? Mushrooms? The kind that made Vancouver famous? Are you kidding? Folks go out in the

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    RE: Get an Extra Year on your life with Shrooms

    lol, @Erika I'm not sure what type of mushrooms are found in Vancouver, but I'm talking about the type that grow near,

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    RE: Get an Extra Year on your life with Shrooms

    @csuspect Only if you want to be productive in life. lol Not to knock anyone's lifestyle, but I doubt this would be

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    RE: Get an Extra Year on your life with Shrooms

    Oh I know the kind you mean. Vancouver is famous for its parks and rain and lush greenery. I think we're talking about

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    RE: Get an Extra Year on your life with Shrooms

    @Brettbum I have just called up an old college buddy this afternoon and he said that he is calling all his contacts to

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    RE: Pizzagra - Dominoes Pizza w/ Viagra

    Just to be clear, although this ('Get an extra Year on your life with shrooms' http://www.utterz.com/…NTExNzU5MQ ) will give a person more time to make love it won't necessarily 'enable' them to make love for another 5

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    RE: Get an Extra Year on your life with Shrooms

    Oh. But the strain on the food market when 8 billion people get the munchies and not enough people are making cheetos

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    RE: Martian Mushrooms

    @spiffy according to researchers there will only be a need to shroom once a year. So normal eating habits will probably

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    RE: Martian Mushrooms

    You do such great martian expressions, Spiffy. I love seeing your work. · · Here's some shrooms I spied on campus this

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    RE: How This Ex-Broke Loser is Breaking The Bank

    @brettbum: dude...i'm so confused. what the hell was this post about and the mushrooom....what? holy...do i need to go

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    RE: How This Ex-Broke Loser is Breaking The Bank

    Hey Maharet, this is a quote from the original utter, which prompted my (tangential) response. · · "Be a yes, yes, person

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    RE: How This Ex-Broke Loser is Breaking The Bank

    @BRETTBUM heh heh...you said genital *SNARK!* LOL

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