Today's CNN poll .. uh, just when you thought things couldn't get
worse. In general I feel safe at the mall, except for the fear of
holiday drivers in the parking lot that would treat you like a speed
bump to get to an available closer space. Or the fact that this time of
year the malls are full of holiday spirit, or is that the retails
spirit, but most shoppers have the feral need to buy something for a
loved one and will run you down if you are eyeing something they want on
the sale rack. All in all, malls are safe whenever someone isn't
carrying around an AK-47 and half a functioning brain.