I can't figure out how to replace the huge blindingly gold picture with a smaller version. So all I can do is promise to shrink my pics in the future!

Cell phone companies have always confused me. From the advent of free nights and weekends, straight through to making it a better deal to switch companies instead of giving bigger rewards to consistent customers...it's all Greek to me.

Worse than Greek, actually. I can speak a few sentences of Greek, but I felt like I needed a tutor the entire time I was upgrading/renewing my cell phone plan online.

On the bright side (pun intended) I finally got the gold phone I've been coveting since they showed up in D&G in 2004 and my bougie butt had no chance of obtaining one...because, after all (to me) it's just a phone.

Oh! I really considered getting a PDA/Smartphone/Palm/iPhone type gadget...but then realized that would mean I was plugged in to the Internet 24/7. When I decided to get the plainest phone I could (that was gold) I felt like attending an AA meeting for support and praise for not giving in to my shaking, drooling temptation to dive deeper into my addiction.

Yea me. I think.