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Apples says good morning
One of my greyhounds is exceptionally talkative and also howls. He likes to come inside to tell me what's going on in the garden. This morning, we wanted to say…
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Utterly Fabulous
This made me LOL! And nice haircut, Dude!
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Telegraph? Whoa, didn't see THAT coming!
Oh my. The concept of the telegraph has NEVER been as titillating as this. How many times can I listen to this before I break Utterz?
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Thanks for the Love
Let's pretend you asked for my opinion on this. Let's just pretend. If you post public videos here AND there, more people will be able to see the Dude. And…
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The News on Ashley
She was so young and had so very much to look forward to. I wish you and her friends and family strength. (I apologize if this was already posted...utterz is…
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My, uh, first Utter.
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Favorite sounds
I'm digging the contrast of the little birdies chirping in the beginning to the tough and angry sound of the manly man bikes.
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My computer reading tweets!
If you really want to crack yourself up, choose "Princess" as your text-to-speech voice and have her read your tweets. It's hilarious.
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I've been blinded
Poor, poor Dooj (I still say it's Doogie). The whole point of the g-string is to spare the world from having to see your unmentionables through your pants. …
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Take a Vote
Quite frankly, the Chinese government seems to be run by a whole slew of idiots. I'm basing my strong statement on the fact that they habitually kill their own…
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What Do You Love About Maria?
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Ode to Cathleen Ritt (Warning this is PG-13)
Another 4-cow preppy poem. Hilarious!
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Wish Magnus a Happy Birthday
Oh, happy belated birthday to Magnus!
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Utterz Test
Thank you, you sweet things. :-)
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Moms Rock
Oh, what a sweet story! You're reminding me of a story that Rosie O'Donnell talks about. Her mum died when she was 10, so Rosie was raised by her dad. The…
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Ode to Wicked StepMom
Awesome! What a wonderful poem! I'm giving you 4 cows, too.
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No Toys For Christmas
All the kids that I have to buy Christmas gifts for love books. Two of the girls also love very girly pink things (which are right up my alley). Not only are…
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G'morning & Question of the day
I am motivated by chocolate. Sometimes, I am motivated by Cuban cheese pastries. I am deeply (though infrequently, since coming to Florida) motivated by…
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Yvette's Utter
Gosh, I hope you do call a cab...
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Utterz Test
Thank you, thank you. <bowing>
